The Calgary

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Blog post 'Pick-Up Line #13'

Pick-Up Line #13

  • Published: 156 days ago
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Last night I slipped on my sexiest suit and went out cruising for chicks in my Chevette.  I pulled up beside the most beautiful blond that I had ever seen.  She asked me,

“What do you do”? 

To which I replied, “I am a lawyer.  I am trained to get you off”!

After she heard that, the sexy she-devil ripped me out of my car and my bare man-ass was bouncing up and down on the boulevard faster than a squirrel scratching at fleas!  This weekend get all dressed up and try this line.  It comes with my personal guarantee of your complete satisfaction in the sack!

The Calgary  

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    • 6 trigs,
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    • 30 year old,
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    • Göteborg,
    • Vastra Gotaland,
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    LOL sexy.
    • 6 trigs,
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    • 23 year old,
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    • Regina,
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    LOL!  Yes, a string bikini! 
    • 70 trigs,
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    Next time I want to see The Calgary in a sexy lady outfit!