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Blog post 'Pick-Up Line #14'

Pick-Up Line #14

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Pick-Up Line 14

I was hanging out where all the girls gather, the alley behind the University of Calgary Bar, when I was approached by a bombshell brunette. She walked over to me and I said, "I am writing a term paper on the finer things in life, can I interview you"?  She was all too eager to help me with the problem I was having with my term paper and the problem I was having in my pants.  The best part was that she gave me a student discount!  Try this line tonight. It is guaranteed to work.

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