The Calgary

Hello my freaky females and dudes my name is the Calgary and here is another pick-up line for you, (this one is courtesy of one of the sexiest ladies in all the land, Kimber).  I was recently, as you have probably heard, hunting the mighty Kroeger with my buddies Hank and Satan up near Hanna Alberta.  All of that walking in the bush made me horny so I ditched those dudes and snuck into the nearest bar looking for some sweet female to take into the loft of the nearest barn.   When I walked into the local Hanna watering dive I spotted a cute country girl.  I skipped ordering a drink and walked right up to her with my tongue hanging out like a thirsty savage beast.  I said;

Hey baby-girl, you must be a light switch ‘cause every time I see you I just want to turn you on!

She decided to skip buying me a drink so she could satisfy my thirst in the sack!  Try this line out tonight, it is guaranteed to work!

The Calgary