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Blog post 'Pick-Up Line 16'

Pick-Up Line 16

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Hello my lovely ladies and dudes you will never believe what happened to me.  Usually it is me dishing out the lines but last night a sexy she-devil named Heather picked-me up, literally, and took me back to her hotel room for some late night love-making.   I was standing against a wall surveying the surroundings for sex-play mates when Heather walked up to me and asked me to look at her tongue.  She said;

“Excuse me. I think there is something wrong with my tongue ‘cause you have it tied up in knots”!

After she said that, she grabbed me and we went straight to her room only stopping for a second so I could shirt-fish for her room key that was swimming between her beautiful bouncing breasts.  We spent the rest of the night being sneaky and freaky on the bed, the floor, in the shower and out on the second floor balcony!  She rubbed me raw and I guarantee that if you use this line you will get rubbed the-right-way too!

 

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