The Calgary

Hello lovely lassies and dudes.  I have to tell you what happened to me at the Calgary Stampede.  I was watching a crazy rodeo show when these two sexy cowgirls walked past me.  I whipped out my trusty lasso that was hanging from my assless chaps and caught the freaky femmes before they could find another cowboy to ride.  I pulled them towards me and said;

Hey ladies it looks like you need me to rope up those calves of yours!

After I dished out my new pick-up line these beautiful babes from The Regina, (yes Heather and Natalie are from the Regina....who knew that ladies lived there?), slammed their shiny she-spurs in my ass and rode me until the cows came home.  Yee Haw.  All you cowgirls and cowboys out there should try this line tonight.  It is guaranteed to have you tying up you love partners calves faster than Hank running away from an angry bear.

The Calgary