The Calgary

I was at the University of Calgary Book Store the other evening and ran into this blond haired hot tamale of a temptress named Rebecca. I was searching for the newest version of the zillion dollar math text that I needed for the new semester when she snuck up behind me and whispered in my ear;

“If you were a function, would you be my derivative?  Then you can lay tangent to my curves”.

After she used that pick-up line on me I lifted her into my beefy man-arms and carried her to the human sexuality section of the book store and we performed the acts listed on page 22-69 of the Kama Sutra.  If you need some action go out and use this line tonight.  It worked for Rebecca and it is guaranteed to work for you.  Well, almost guaranteed, I’m a bad example – I’m super easy, any line will work on me.

Good luck and thanks for reading.

Love the math geek know as The Calgary

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