the_hollywood_vampire_presents: Blog

WHO LIKES MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE?!

the_hollywood_vampire_presents — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:14:48 +0000

If you do, find out if their on here. I would love to know.

I saw "It"

the_hollywood_vampire_presents — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 18:25:27 +0000

So I recently attended a festical/carnival...a circus type thing, whatever you want to call it. I had just finished reading It, the Stephen King novel. And I'm not going to lie, it scared the shit out of me. Now I don't have a problem with clowns, keep this in mind as I tell you this story.

Now in the book Stephen King did a pretty good job describing the clown. Now as I was walking with my 2 friends, Lisa and Zacky, Zacky decides to go get some beers. We stand there and talk. There's a tap on my shoulder, I turn no ones there, I mean No one was behind. I figure it was my imaginition. And then there's this clown with a bunch of balloons standing there smiling at us. I was freaked out a little when I saw him because he looked exactly like how the clown in It was described but I stayed come. He offered us a balloon, I said no. My friend Lisa joked and said we don't take things from strangers. He then says I'm Pennywise, Meet Pennywise.

I flipped my fuckin chain. I ran and found Zacky and I begged to leave. Lisa was a little wigged out too,( I borrowed the book from her). I know your sitting there going, "You fuckin pussy, it was just a clown,", No way, you had to have experienced it and you have to read the book. I've never seen the movie but goddamn it can't be as bad as the print.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who has had this happen to them or something like it!!

Name The Most Metal/Rock Town IN California

the_hollywood_vampire_presents — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 08:16:29 +0000

No this is not a trick question so I'm not expecting anwser like "Oh yeah LA all the way man",. I'd like honesty and knowledge on this one. Please be sure of the nightlife and the citizems of your vote. My vote was Santa Cruz, whats yours?

TELL ME BEFORE MY BLOODLUST GETS OUT OF CONTROL!!!

The Byronic Man

the_hollywood_vampire_presents — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 21:48:17 +0000

*I've Decided I Love This Song*

As lonely as a poet on the walls of Jericho
Or the moon without the comfort of the stars
I am loathe to know it that a man without a soul
Is nothing but a spilled canopic jar

I proved it
Improved it
Drove a sonnet
Right through it
And in this state of bliss
Evil kissed with wet lips
Pen-filled Fingertips
Which through me
for through me
Illuminati usually pissed
But with words of some hurts worth
I threw a party that extended God's list

Exciting new flames that my fame would claim for me
Reciting back the almanac of travesties

They call me bad
Mad Caliban with manners
Dangerous to know
A passing fad
Taught in all debauch
In excess and in canto

Grown wild
This child
Whole harems defiled
Faustina's and Mina's
Lady Libertine and her sisters between her

What spread of lies arise when lovers die
Which circle of hell is mine when I arrive

They call me bad
Mad Caliban with manners
Dangerous to know
A passing fad
Taught in all debauch
Crow against the virgin snow

Grown colder, my shoulder
Like a boulder beside her
And bolder, not wiser
My dark seed took up root inside her
That mouldered, where older

[ Lyrics found on http://www.metrolyrics.com ]

Beddings would hold a passionate sigh
But Laudanum and soda
Lord Numb coda
Merited a forest of inherited spite

Fleeing grief for foreign maps
I still played vampire aristocrat
Unloading my gun in hot, promiscous laps

Then shooting swans in a gondola
I tripped my foot on a fallen star
And there's nothing like a mouthful of Venetian tar
To let you know just who you fucking are

[Ville]
The patron saint of heartache
I can't see my world is falling
The world is falling down
The patron saint of heartache
I Can't see my world is falling
the world is falling down

[Dani]
Everafter can they hear my laughter

[Ville]
The patron saint of heartache

[Dani]
Never craft a better bed of disaster

[Ville]
The Patron saint of heartache

They call me bad
Mad Caliban with manners
Dangerous to know
A passing fad
Taught in all debauch
In excess and in canto

They call me bad
Mad Caliban with manners
Dangerous to know
A passing fad
Whereupon I tell them
To go fuck their mothers

As so....
On my grave
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Dead In Hollywood

the_hollywood_vampire_presents — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 18:36:54 +0000

Is it wrong how much I love and mosh to this song?!!?