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Why Not Archbishop Macarios?
- Published: 473 days ago
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Warning: This blog contains numerous dick jokes and one Reading Rainbow joke. If this offends you please feel free to send me a rambling and angry message. In fact I encourage it. This blog is also very long. That might be the first penis joke right there, so let’s get started.
Pornography now compose...
Pornography now compose...
The Single Greatest Occurrence in the History of Human Civilization
- Published: 541 days ago
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I had to share this with world. Couldn’t keep it to myself. My dad, who is now 62, was just offered a position as cheerleader for a local Kiwanis-sponsored charity game of donkey basketball. That's right. Donkey Basketball. Which, if you are unaware, is basketball played whilst riding a donkey. I tol...
More Pricks Than Kicks
- Published: 546 days ago
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Perhaps I should take this opportunity to introduce myself but I won’t. I could tell you a bit about myself but it seems unnecessary or, at the least, uninteresting. I could tell you I love Tarkovsky films but I wouldn’t know why I’d be doing it. I could tell you I’ve never been to college but I ...