Blog post 'Death By Umbrella:A Warning'
Death By Umbrella:A Warning
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Death by
Umbrella (a warning)
Beware young
gents and ladies, your umbrellas watch you when you play, they watch you when
you sleep, and when its raining outside and you need them to cover yourself,
thats when they get you, thats when they strike, never put your umbrellas in the
closet, never leave them in the dark, you don't want to end up face first
floating in the river, beware young boys and girls, men and woman of all ages,
your umbrellas are alive, and they don't like you, and if you put them in the
closet they get mad and get you when you sleep, beware beware
your umbrellas
know when you are alone
-Jon
Powder-
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- Trigs
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