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1) Single, Taken, Naked, or Flirty? Constipated
2) Are you happy with that? A few shots of drain cleaner will clear that right up
3) Would you kiss your ex? With the back of a shovel
4) Have you ever had your heart broken? I’ve had a broken condum
5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok? Well if your bored, tired of hitting the same thing every night, want some strange, or if you’re drunk most chicks would understand… I think.
7) Have you ever talked about marriage with another person? I’ve talked about a threesome and not the cool kind
8) Do you want children? Yes, then they can work on my large plantation for free
9) How many? 50 or 60 should work
10.) Would you consider adoption? Whoa, if you buy a used car you are just buying someone else’s problems
11) If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? Hell no, I don’t need that kind of pressure
12) Do you want someone you can’t have? Yes Jaime Murray
13) Have you fallen in love? With waffles, it was magical
14) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries? Like of 911, not so much.  It sucky enough the first time
15) Do you believe that you can change for someone? I hate when chicks want to tell me how to dress
16) Is it a good day? It’s a good day to die
17) Have you ever broken a heart? I think it was eating too much red meat
18) Does your ex still have feelings for you? Blow up sex dolls tell no lies
19) Do you believe in long distance relationships? Long distance relationships suck even if everyone has free long distance now
20) Have you ever said 'I love you but Im not in love with you'? I’ve said “now roll over bitch” several times in fact.