xpranksx

xpranksx

69 year old Male from United States. 394 friends

Cute like Thamnophis radix

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Listing posts from April, 2008

Hellifino Survey

  • Published: 129 days ago
  • Comments: 1
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  • Trigs: 8
Is the last person you kissed physically attractive?
Even crack whores can be beautiful

Do you currently have a hickey?
That would be better than scabies

Who was the last person you talked to on the telephone?
Kimberly

You get bored of your girlfriend/boyfriend easily?
Yes, in fact I got bored reading this ...

Surf, Severs & Double or Something

  • Published: 136 days ago
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  • Reads: 72
  • Trigs: 5

Here's a review a wrote a few weeks back about some local bands.

Event Date:  April 3, 2008

Venue:  Surfside 7

You expect certain thing to happen when you go to see bands at Surfside.  Broken glass, a barely functional bathroom, kick ass pizza, the smell of vomit and urine in the air, it’s part of the a...

Spamby

  • Published: 139 days ago
  • Comments: 2
  • Reads: 64
  • Trigs: 6
I saw Brooke's Spam picture and it reminded me of this for long ago.  

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Bile Is The New Chicken Soup

  • Published: 144 days ago
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  • Reads: 65
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1. What state/country are you from?
Alien Nation

2. Where are you going on your next vacation?
I'm a workaholic and I have use of both my kidneys so you figure it out

3. What did you eat for lunch today?
Mystery meat grave suprise

4. If you were given a drug test right now, would you pass it
Hmm, well if th...

Blamo It's Survey Time

  • Published: 144 days ago
  • Comments: 0
  • Reads: 51
  • Trigs: 2
When is the last time you took a nap?
I’m not big on naps unless I'm on a bender

Do you only drink bottled water?
Bottled, tap, blue toilet, mountain stream, it’s all about the same

What are you listening to right now?
Seeing double at triple rock

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Ruthie

To...

Bloodbath Backwash Survey

  • Published: 144 days ago
  • Comments: 0
  • Reads: 53
  • Trigs: 4
1. List a fact about the last person you kissed.



She had a tongue like an Iguana

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What are your plans for Friday?
Bong rips and potato chips

3. Do you think you're old?
I think I’m awesome

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Are you afraid of the dark?
I fear nothing but I’m creeped out by water chestnuts and I thrive in darkness

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Survey Sludge

  • Published: 144 days ago
  • Comments: 0
  • Reads: 56
  • Trigs: 3
What does the oldest text message in your inbox say?
I erased all my texts but I have a collection of old band-aids I can show you.



What was the last song you sang out loud?
I figured out how to rock out Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on my guitar, how gay!

Do you have any nicknames?
The mighty pelvis bus...

Look What I Got For My Birthday

  • Published: 146 days ago
  • Comments: 8
  • Reads: 95
  • Trigs: 9
Epiphone G-400 SG  I'm planning some custom red paint to make it look like blood spatter.  I think it will make it look sexy.  

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Power Thirst!

  • Published: 152 days ago
  • Comments: 1
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  • Trigs: 5

Making out with Otep

  • Published: 156 days ago
  • Comments: 1
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  • Trigs: 5
So last night I had a dream that I met Otep at some show.  After the show we walked back to her place and we hung out for like the whole night.  And we made out, I mean a lot!       When we paused from making out she did that growl-scream thing for me too.  *drool*  Then someone had messed w...