Blog post 'Bile Is The New Chicken Soup'
Bile Is The New Chicken Soup
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1. What state/country are you from?
Alien Nation
2. Where are you going on your next vacation?
I'm a workaholic and I have use of both my kidneys so you figure it out
3. What did you eat for lunch today?
Mystery meat grave suprise
4. If you were given a drug test right now, would you pass it
Hmm, well if this test detects shrooms then...
5. What was the last thing you watched on TV?
That sexy Megyn Kelly chick on Fox news... *slurp*
6. Are you a cat or a dog person?
I want to teach my turle to play fetch but I don't have a turtle
7. What do you think of when you think of florida?
Surf, sun, babes... sounds awful.
8. Quote a song lyric
"Saturation-we want in taxes
Flagelation-we've got gashes"
9. What's the last movie you saw in a theatre?
The Blow Job... oh wait... The Bank Job
10. Do you ever watch any of the award shows on TV?
I'd rather do my own dental work
11. What's your opinion of angelina jollie?
She's like Wonder woman... with kids and a dude
12. What book are you currently reading?
Someone gave me a book about Jack the Ripper because I said I like serial killers but I didn't mention that I don't really read books... I wonder what happened to it...
13. Have you ever played post office?
I've played doctor with you mom!
14. Have you ever toilet-papered someone's house?
Sure I was a teenager once but eggs were more my thing
15. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
I love the beach and we all know naked makes everything better so I'll have to try that some day like when I'm 65 or 70 and letting all hang out
16. Have you drank a sex on a beach?
I haven't even had sex on the beach. My life fucking sucks!
17. Have you ever gotten so wasted you can't remember the night before?
Yes, but that was back when it was ok to drink and drive over the neighbors mailbox now it's like a crime or something. America used to be cool... What happened?
18. Do you exercise regularly?
I workout my guitar sometimes
19. What is your favorite smell?
Greeley on a hot summer day when the wind is blowing in... mmm.
20. What is your favorite taste?
well aged bong water
21. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
Laughing is for pussies
22. Does love=sex?
hugs lead to sex so I don't hug dudes
23. Have you ever been married?
If by married you mean been through a John Wayne Bobbit then hell no!
24. How long did your last relationship last?
I once had a stairing contest that last about 30 seconds... beat that!
25. How much cash do you have on you right now?
$6.00, living the American dream
26. What's the largest crowd you've ever spoken to?
I sang the national anthem to like 5,000 people once but I didn't talk to them.
27. What's your favorite sport?
bedroom rodeo
28. Do you want children?
As soon as I get my sweatshop up and running
29. Is anyone jealous of you?
Pretty much every body is jealous of my hair
30. When was the last long trip you made in a car?
Illinois about 1000 miles across Nebraska and Iowa that's gotta be what hell is like
Alien Nation
2. Where are you going on your next vacation?
I'm a workaholic and I have use of both my kidneys so you figure it out
3. What did you eat for lunch today?
Mystery meat grave suprise
4. If you were given a drug test right now, would you pass it
Hmm, well if this test detects shrooms then...
5. What was the last thing you watched on TV?
That sexy Megyn Kelly chick on Fox news... *slurp*
6. Are you a cat or a dog person?
I want to teach my turle to play fetch but I don't have a turtle
7. What do you think of when you think of florida?
Surf, sun, babes... sounds awful.
8. Quote a song lyric
"Saturation-we want in taxes
Flagelation-we've got gashes"
9. What's the last movie you saw in a theatre?
The Blow Job... oh wait... The Bank Job
10. Do you ever watch any of the award shows on TV?
I'd rather do my own dental work
11. What's your opinion of angelina jollie?
She's like Wonder woman... with kids and a dude
12. What book are you currently reading?
Someone gave me a book about Jack the Ripper because I said I like serial killers but I didn't mention that I don't really read books... I wonder what happened to it...
13. Have you ever played post office?
I've played doctor with you mom!
14. Have you ever toilet-papered someone's house?
Sure I was a teenager once but eggs were more my thing
15. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
I love the beach and we all know naked makes everything better so I'll have to try that some day like when I'm 65 or 70 and letting all hang out
16. Have you drank a sex on a beach?
I haven't even had sex on the beach. My life fucking sucks!
17. Have you ever gotten so wasted you can't remember the night before?
Yes, but that was back when it was ok to drink and drive over the neighbors mailbox now it's like a crime or something. America used to be cool... What happened?
18. Do you exercise regularly?
I workout my guitar sometimes
19. What is your favorite smell?
Greeley on a hot summer day when the wind is blowing in... mmm.
20. What is your favorite taste?
well aged bong water
21. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
Laughing is for pussies
22. Does love=sex?
hugs lead to sex so I don't hug dudes
23. Have you ever been married?
If by married you mean been through a John Wayne Bobbit then hell no!
24. How long did your last relationship last?
I once had a stairing contest that last about 30 seconds... beat that!
25. How much cash do you have on you right now?
$6.00, living the American dream
26. What's the largest crowd you've ever spoken to?
I sang the national anthem to like 5,000 people once but I didn't talk to them.
27. What's your favorite sport?
bedroom rodeo
28. Do you want children?
As soon as I get my sweatshop up and running
29. Is anyone jealous of you?
Pretty much every body is jealous of my hair
30. When was the last long trip you made in a car?
Illinois about 1000 miles across Nebraska and Iowa that's gotta be what hell is like
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