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Is the last person you kissed physically attractive?
Even crack whores can be beautiful

Do you currently have a hickey?
That would be better than scabies

Who was the last person you talked to on the telephone?
Kimberly

You get bored of your girlfriend/boyfriend easily?
Yes, in fact I got bored reading this question

What was the last thing someone said to you?
I think it’s ready so you can come pick it up

What was your worst subject in school?
History wasn’t my favorite but I excelled in the coed fluid exchange program

What's your favorite Hannah Montana song?
I’m not sure what or who this is.

More proof that I’m not cool

What is the best eye color on a member of the opposite sex?
Bloodshot or tweaker

Are you good at your job?
I kick ass at everything excepting kicking… ass

Who makes you the happiest?
Happiness is irrelevant

What's your favorite number?
44

What was the last movie you watched?
High Noon with Gary Cooper

Do you have a facebook?
I have a face and a book that I’m not planning to read but no Facebook mostly because, who the hell cares

One thing you can't wait for?
Armageddon

What are you doing tomorrow?
Invading Boulder on a hippie raid

What are your initials?
FU

How many and what kind of animals are in your house?
Including insects and microbes approximately 43 billion

How much money do you have on you right now?
$16 which is enough for a really cheaper tweaker chick

When is the last time you took a nap?
Naps are for drunks and doggies

What are you disappointed in right now?
That a lesbian in PA got fired for grabbing Chelsea Clintons ass

What is your current mood?
Gay, wait, that’s still a mood right and not a declaration of how I feel about men

Who would be the first to know if you got pregnant?
The National Inquirer

Are you happy right now?
The doctor says I can eat solid food again

Do you like cuddling?
with a tire iron

Would you ever date a friends ex?
Sloppy seconds…

What are you doing tonight?
Running for president if I didn’t miss the deadline

What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
How about I tell you my opinion on unprotected sex instead… it’s more fun and someone has to out breed the Catholics!

Are you a jealous person?
No because I don’t give a damn

What are you allergic to?
That stuff the butcher dentist gives you so you won’t feel pain

What books, if any, have made you cry?
I’m illiterate but I’m planning to get on welfare by faking a disability and then they will pay for my night classes

Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do?
Most likely I didn’t want to talk to them anayway

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
I’m not really into sweets

If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest what would you do/say?
I would explouit that interest and use them as a drug mule

What would you rather be doing right now?
Buying hollow points

What song lyric, if any, is stuck in your head at the moment?
I like guns and guns like me
I like guns they made America free

Do you enjoy giving hugs?
I enjoy kicking hippies in the head

What did you dress up as for your first Halloween?
Ronald Reagan

What's your favorite TV show?
The Shield, Dexter, The Riches and about 30 other shows

Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
I get along better with the opposite sex, especially when we’re both naked

Can others make you cry easily?
Oh yeah I’m totally fucking frail

Who was the last person to make you angry?
Pat Robertson & Al Sharpton, what a fucking joke!

Do you pay attention to calories on the back of boxes?
I don’t care how many calories if I’m hungry enough to consider eating a box I probably really need the extra calories

If you could be any type of fruit what would you be?
A coconut so I could be used as a weapon

Were you a "planned" child?
My parents conspired to have sex to create me and drag me into this existence

Last thing said?
Earth Day is stupid

What was the last thing to scare you?
The gullibility of the public

How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
I can get by on 3 or 4 for a few days

What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
Alcohol is for fun people

Do you enjoy traveling via airplanes?
It is a ridiculous experience

Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Sure why not

Do you like anyone right now? If yes, do they know?
I pretty much hate everyone it should be hard for anyone to figure it out

Are you currently wanting any piercing or tattoos?
I need “one slung low” across my sack to honor my Japanese heritage

Which do you make: wishes or plans?
If I made $5.

15 an hour I would wish for a better job

Can you speak any languages other than English?
I can barely speak English

What movies do you know every line to?
I have better things to do like change the air in my spare tire

Have you ever dated one of your best friends?
No but I once saw the neighbor in a bathrobe… not cool

When was the last time someone hit on you?
Within the last week

If you could eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Mana

How many siblings do you have, and where are you in the rank?
I’m the oldest and the third child…

Who was the last person to sleep in your bed ?
Some chick a gentleman doesn’t keep track of names

Name 3 schools you went to:
BFG, BFE & BFD

Name 3 things in your backpack:
Backpacks are for kids and homeless people


What are you thinking about right now?
Suicide

Who do you wish you were with right now?
Charleton Heston

Where do you live?
Co

Has anyone ever told you, you have pretty eyes?
Yes, it was really annoying.

I can’t help it if I’m beautiful!

What have you learned lately?
This survey is annoying

Do you like blue cheese?
I’d rather drink vodka out of a Russian hookers shoe

Are you on the phone with anyone at the moment?
I don’t want to talk to anyone at the moment

Do you trust people too easily or not enough?
I believe that people are basically good so I don’t really trust anyone

Do you ever bite your lip?
I’d rather bite someone else’s lip

Are you ticklish?
No so get the hell away from me

When was the last time something someone said really bothered you?
Everyday when any politician opens their mouth

Do you have a crazy side?
I have a fuck off side

Do you ever keep arguing even when you know you’re wrong?
I’m never wrong

How did you wear your hair today?
Straight and spiky like normal

Do you put your subject before or after you type the bulletin?
After, so I can get pissed off and come up with something offensive

What are you listening to?
NOFX – Puke on Cops

What were you doing an hour ago?
Working on this long ass survey

Is there someone who you wish was still in your life?
Like Madeline Albright, no way

Ever found lyrics to a song that almost exactly describes you?
No but I found a nickel in the couch the other day and I’m keeping that shit

Who did you talk to the most today?
Rachel or Kim

Do you stand up for yourself?
I’m a doormat with a bad attitude

Are your nails painted?
I’m not gay

I deleted the rest of this because I was bored...