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Have you talked to a complete asshole today?
I’m a complete asshole everyday!

What's the last thing you ate?
grilled chicken salad, it was kind of nasty

When did you last cry?
Crying is for pussies

Last movie you watched?
I watched the end of Henry Portrait of a Serial Kill, I’ve seen it a bunch of times but it’s a really cool movie

Do you have anything in your pockets right now?
I can reach into my pocket and grab my own junk

How many windows are open on your computer?
12 that way it looks like I’m really working

What do you hear right now?
One of those annoy loud motorcycles

How many hours did you sleep last night?
6 or 7 drug induced hours

Is something bothering you right now?
I thought I had Hydrocephalus but it turned out to be a really bad head cold

Last person you saw?
I snorted peanut shaving with Jimmy Carter about an hour ago and now I’m jonesin’ for a peanut butter sandwich

Who's the last person you talked on the phone with?
Her name start with a K and she looks good on all 4s or in hand cuffs

In the past week have you gotten sick?
I’ve pretty much had a cold for 3 weeks

What were you doing at 9 am this morning?
Speed ballin at my desk

Did you give anyone a dirty look today?
I gave someone a boot to the ass today

In the past week have you felt sad?
I’ve felt horny it's a cronic condtion

Has someone disappointed you recently?
I expect little or nothing from anyone that way I’m never disappointed

Did you kiss anyone today?
No but I did wrestle a homeless guy for a stray dog that we both claimed… Let’s just say I’ll be eating good tonight

Are you comfortable with answering personal questions?
I’m comfortable in a florescent orange cod piece

What do you want in your life right now?
To find my soul mate or some other gay thing

Something you just don’t understand?
People that are into sheep

When was the last time you saw number 3 on your top friends?
Who the hell knows

Do you plan on moving in the next year?
Let’s hope so, my house sucks ass

What did you do today?
Threw rocks at hippies on 287

What are your plans tomorrow?
I’m going to eat waffles without a fork or plate until I’m messy enough to spike my hair with the excess syrup

Who took your profile picture?
Georgia O’Keeffe

When did you last sleep in someone else's bed?
Sleep isn’t really what I have in mind

Have you ever had your heart broken?
I've been kicked in the nuts and that's worse

Have you ever said something outrageously dumb?
Pretty much everyday

Have you ever cried when you were mad?
I don’t cry, I get even

Is there anyone you wish was still in your life?
I wish Smokey and the Bandit 2 & 3 had never been made

Do you believe the statement "love is a battlefield"?
I believe in the statement, "I’m going to make war on your naked body"

How many kids do you want to have?
44

Have you ever kissed someone & regretted it?
I bit someone on the neck and I wasn’t nice about it, mmmhmm