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What would hurt more: seeing your best friend make out with your ex or your younger sibling?
Seeing my mom make out with my younger sibling

When was your last alcoholic drink?:
When I was 18 I think

Where do you live?:
Hellifino, Colorado

Whats the weirdest spot you've let someone lick on you?:
“Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.

” – Becky Clerks II

What color is your hair?
Bleach blonde with roots that are bad ass

What is the last movie you watched?
Evil Dead

Are you mentally disabled?:
No but I’m willing to learn or devolve

Who's bothering you right now?:
Erica & Ruthie

What makes you happy?:
Boobs and sex food and clean sheets

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?:
If I was drunk enough

When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?:
Hmm, it has been a while

Are you happy?:
Happiness is a state of being kind of like HPV only better and less gross

Do you miss someone?:
No I think I found someone new to keep me entertained

Have you ever dated a cheerleader/football player and for how long?
A crack whore once asked me if I was looking for a date, she may have been a cheerleader at some point

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?:
I’m flavorful and long lasting

Who was the last person you gave your number to?:
Hmm, maybe Fully or Graham or that Tom

How good is Coca-Cola?:
It’s my favorite

Do you drink alcohol?:
I drink Draino, alcohol is for pussies

Do you lead people on?:
I have a leash if she has the time…

Do you have a dry erase board in your room?:
No but TV and I’m sure I could find a dry earse marker

What does it say?:
I would draw stick figure in different sexual positions

How was your day, what'd you do?:
Umm, work, cough, cough, harecore drugs and work

Are you hungry?:
I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s

What is on your desk right now?:
Thousands of papers that I don’t feel like reading or throwing away, cell phone, sunglasses, phone book, note pads, a stapler, random junk, I totally need a maid.

When's the last time you cleaned your room?:
I don’t it’s mostly clutter free but it might need to be vacuumed or dusted

Last compliment you received?
Someone told me that I seem like a real prick a few days ago

What's your favorite animal?
I want a pet hellifino

Are you mad at someone right now?
Cops, politicians, collection agencies, environmentalist… the usual suspects

Are you taking anyone for granted?:
Everyone and everything

Where do you keep your money?:
You have to have money before you worry about where to keep it

When was your last kiss in the rain?
Oh that one time when I kissed a chick and it happened to be raining… I can’t even remember the last time it rained

How did you wake up this morning?:
With my eye matted shut, now that’s fucking sexy!

Which is more romantic: sunrise or sunset?:
Waking up at sunrise with a GHB headache is special

Quick say a verse from any song:
I want your blood, I rip your throat
To drink some blood
We bite, we bite, we bite, we bite

What's the last bone you broke?:
A hippie's skull... now my boots smell like hippie

How many letters are in your last name?
douchebag has 9 letters

What book did you read last?:
I’ll wait for the movie

What are you excited about?:
A new friend seems promising

Do you live near your best friend(s)?:
Some live near
some live far
some get drunk
and puke in your car

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?:
Will that make me cooler or make you like me more?

How do you walk?:
Upright, I’ve tried all fours but then my Johnson drags on the ground and that's not cool

When was the last time you danced with a boy/girl?:
Dancing is not my thing and neither is gay sex

When was the last time you were so drunk you threw up?:
One pint of lime vodka on an empty stomach… but my puke look gnarly

Do you curse a lot?:
Not really, I generally can come up with better ways to communicate effectively

Do you hate your first ex boyfriend/girlfriend?:
I care nothing about her

Do you drink bottled water?:
I only bathe in Figi bottled water

Are you happier single or with a boyfriend/girlfriend?:
I’m happier eating waffles naked

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?:
That’s a stupid idea

Most hated food?:
water chestnuts are evil

What is the status of you and your first love?:
Love may be subjective like happiness or HPV only more burtal

Would you say you date smart people?:
I date easy people with huge… brains

Is life over for you?
Let’s hope so!