xpranksx

xpranksx

69 year old Male from United States. 394 friends

Cute like Thamnophis radix

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Listing posts from June, 2008

Home Invasion, Drunk, Cops Weekend

  • Published: 74 days ago
  • Comments: 10
  • Reads: 108
  • Trigs: 20

I had some house guests this weekend.  They went to a near by town to pick up a friend.  I was expecting them back by about 1:00 a.m.  I left the door unlocked for them about 12:40 and went to bed.  They got back and knocked on my door and said, “Who’s sleeping on the couch?” 

 

I was like, “What?”

 

“Y...

Adult Playtime

  • Published: 81 days ago
  • Comments: 5
  • Reads: 84
  • Trigs: 13
It's seems obvious to me at some point in a relationship things can get a little boring, stale, routine and passionless.  But it's good to be reminded once in a while that it doesn't have to be like that , not all the time anyway.  I relaize it can't always be "fuel injected, passion erected" (stole ...

Crotch Grinding Survey Time

  • Published: 86 days ago
  • Comments: 1
  • Reads: 53
  • Trigs: 6
1) What does your MySpace headline mean?
It means I’m going to kick your ass

2) Elaborate on your default photo:
It’s a famous painting and renown Chilean artist and pedophile I think

3) How many comments do you have?
4 or 5 maybe

4) What's your current relationship status?
Swinging enough to prance through...